This town (Austin, FWIW) has a severe lack of coleslaw that I like. The fast food chains tend to be too sweet, some restaurants have some that’s too soggy, some put bell peppers in it (why I’m not sure, but they make me very ill so must be avoided at all costs), and there are a few places that I won’t name that I’m not even sure if they’ve heard of coleslaw yet insist on putting something under that moniker on the menu. Bone Daddy’s is decent, though, but I don’t go there very often.
So rewind to a few weeks ago and I was looking for a good coleslaw recipe. I tried a few, and, though satisfactory, none really stood out as being exceptional. I wanted the rich flavor of a traditional coleslaw but with a twist, something to make it interesting. Also, the first recipe I tried made like 129309101 servings. I swear, we had a coleslaw slum sprout up in the ice box.
The next week I abandoned said recipe and went my own direction. I added a bit of spice in the form of both Tabasco added to the dressing and the single-most-potent cayenne pepper I’ve ever had in my life. Needless to say, ‘3 alarm’ coleslaw was not exactly the direction I wanted to go.
Then I got on a ‘healthy’ kick and I needed to lighten it up a lot. The first recipe I’d tried required a cup (yes, a cup) of mayonnaise. I mean, there’s no real way you’re going to make coleslaw ‘healthy’ but give it a good punch, a good flavor and you can cut down the portion size.
In order to infuse some flavor, I turned to my new stand-by: Smoked Paprika. This is secret weapon #23 in my ‘hey where did THIS flavor come from?’ arsenal of tricks. You can blend this stuff into sauces, sprinkle on meat, salads, vegetables, whatever and get an instant ’smoked’ flavor that you can’t get anywhere else.
But why stop there? Instead of the standard Tabasco, I used hot sauce made with chipotles. And not quite as much of it so as to save what few taste buds I had left, and to balance it out some of the flavors, I added in another secret weapon (#27), Yuzu vinegar.
I made this once and it was still missing something, or rather, two somethings: a bit of sweet and a bit of texture. The second time I experimented, I added in a handful of raisins and a handful of almonds. I was very happy with the results.
So here it is:
“Smoked” Coleslaw
Ingredients:
1/2 small head of cabbage, sliced thinly into strips of about 2″ in length
3 scallions, sliced thin on an extreme bias
1 large carrot, grated
1 shallot, small-dice
1/4 cup golden raising
1/4 cup thin-sliced almonds (roasted, if you wish)
Salt and pepper to taste
Smoked paprika (1-2 tablespoons, to taste)
Assemble the cabbage, onions, carrot and shallots in a bowl. Give it a pinch of salt and maybe a grind of pepper or two. Make the dressing (below).
Pour the dressing over the salad and gently toss (this is more of a ‘fold’ really) with a pair of tongs until evenly distributed. It may not seem like enough dressing. Trust me, it is.
After the dressing has been absorbed, add the raisins and the almonds, and sprinkle the smoked paprika over the top. This will seem like a lot of paprika. It’s not, but start small and add more as desired. Toss/fold until all elements are more-or-less distributed evenly.
Put plastic wrap over the bowl and place in the ice box to chill for around 2 hours or so before serving.
Dressing:
1/4 cup Mayonnaise
2 tbsp Yuzu vinegar
1 tbsp whole-grain mustard
1/4 cup Kalamata (greek) olive oil, extra virgin
10-12 dashes of Chipotle hot sauce
Salt
In a small bowl, whisk together the vinegar, mustard and mayonnaise until fully incorporated. Drizzle in the olive oil while whisking somewhat furiously (actually, with the mayo and mustard, you can be pretty slack about how much you whisk). Once olive oil is in, dash the hot sauce in and stir until incorporated.
Plating:
When I plated this, I laid out a bed of Mizuna greens (another secret weapon, though seasonal) and dashed a bit more paprika on top.